Sunday, November 27, 2011

Bad Friday


I spoken a lot about smart phones here at Blogaboutech. It is fascinating to see how quickly they have influenced our lives. On this very blog, I've talked about how we become attached to them, how they are like our private club houses. I've pondered about how we use them to augment our lives. Are smart phones good for our long term progression? I don't have an opinion on that yet. However, I can say this much.

Smart phones are bringing us closer. Smart phones keep us better organized. Smart phones help to consolidate our domestic devices and the menial tasks associated with them. And, yes, smart phones are causing us to lose just a bit more faith in the human race with their ability to capture some of our most incredibly stupid moments.

Such moments were on full display during this year's Black Friday. Sure, we've all hear about the woman who pepper sprayed people in Walmart (which I'm convinced is an ancient Latin phrase for "enter at ye own risk"). But, I've got an even better one. In another undisclosed Walmart location a riot broke out...over $2.00 Waffle Irons.

Cue the YouTube clip! And, please beware of the butt crack

The Blogaboutech Mixtape, v. 3


I had every intention on NOT doing a mixtape today, but there has been so many cool things going on in the tech world over the last week that I just couldn't help myself. So...since I can't focus on a clear topic to write about I'll share some of my thoughts on today's more interesting tech news in The Blogabout-ech Mixtape.

South Korean Prisons are Employing... Robots!

Yeah, you think I'm kidding don't you? I'm not. Beginning next year, South Korea will be using 150cm-tall robots on wheels to police their prisons. The $850, 000 machines will be used mainly at night -- those damn overtime hours -- using sensors to report suspicious behavior to the other lifeforms we call, uh, people.

The robots will be tested out for a month, but if it works out we know its a copycat league. Be prepared to see more robot police guards, followed by Robocops, Termintors, then those freaky-spider things we saw in the Matrix movies. Fucking Cylons!

Attempting to assuage such fears Kyonggi University professor, Lee Baik-chul had this to say:
"[T]he robots are not terminators. Their job is not cracking down on violent prisoners. They are helpers. When an inmate is in a life-threatening situation or seriously ill, he or she can reach out for help quickly.”
Isn't that how all of these movies start!?


Video Game Controllers and Google Chrome Sitting in a Tree...

Arizone State University professor, James Paul Gee is one of the reasons why I applied to the Multimedia program. We've got a lot in common. Both of us grew up in the Bay. We share the same alma mater (Go Goucho's!), but it was his theories around video games that really peeked my interest. Namely, his belief that "video games are a new literacy." They are literally something that one must learn how to play in order to access the information and experiences one can get from them.

Yeah, people use to think I was a nerd for thinking that sort of thing. Cue the recent announcement that video game controllers will soon be compatible with Google's Chrome web browser. No announcements yet on why Google decided to do this although my guess is were going to see the end of video game consoles soon. What I do know is the people who used to think I was crazy, nerdy or otherwise making excuses for playing Grand Theft Auto 4....Ha!!


I SPIT on My iPhone!

Phones these days have an app for just about anything, right? Well, they don't have a doctor app -- not yet, anyway. New Scientist is reporting that the Korea Advanced Institute for Science and Learning is working on, hell, something that will allow the way a touch screen reads your dingertips to read a person's saliva.

Stop laughing! I'm not finish.

Apparently, they've already taught the device how to detect chlamydia through a persons loogie. They anticipate that the company can become billionaires over night with the San Francisco market alone.


Geek Porn


I swear -- I've not nothing.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Sony Planning to Cut Out the Middle Men


In the Blogaboutech Mixtape, volume 2 I briefly wrote about Youtube and its $100 million plan to get star power onto its channel. My thoughts, besides the pun about Ashton Kutcher, Shaquile O'Neal and the Armageddon, were how this could be the beginning of the end for cable television. Well, here goes another potential nail in the coffin for it.

Sony is in talks with several big media companies to create internet streaming televisions that will cut out cable service providers. The idea is to bring television back to the way it use to be with a few channels. Y'know, quality over quantity.

I gave up cable television a long time ago. Paying over $80.00 a month for a ton of channels I won't watch nor care for got old a long time ago. Every once in a while I'll head over to my neighbors crib for a little Walking Dead or to watch the football game, but the commercials make it almost impossible to enjoy it. Television advertisements are so intrusive that I feel like I've tuned in to watch commercials with a little dramatic or comedic break in between.

Netflix on the other hand allows me to watch shows back to back and pause them when I'm tired without someone trying to convince me to use Tide with bleach or buy a new Ford. Sure, I'm about a year off or the show is probably canceled but I rather like the idea of paying for real, customizable options.

Being able to watch television streamed live on a television connected to the internet presents so many possibilities. I for one am excited if it really works. That is, until advertisement companies figure out a way to ruin the whole thing. Yes, that day will come.

Friday, November 18, 2011

PSO: Stop Hating on the Pirate

So, I'm sitting in my Trends in New Media class one day and we're talking about piracy, copyright laws and the idea of a free culture that had me thinking about episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Gwyan was spitting hot fire that day. It was a good lecture and one thing he said really stuck out for me. While discussing Adobe he talked about the companies philosophy for dealing with the piracy of its products. It was pretty simple:

If you're a student then you have more time than money so you find the time to get Adobe for free. If you're employed then you probably have less time and more money so you'll pay the 600 beans for their Master Collective. Adobe makes their money off of those guys.

However, that might change soon if the Stop Online Piracy Act receives the seal of approval. Yes, this is another public service announcement.

My first few weeks of Web Design was a pain in the ass. I had no idea how to design a website so walking into the class, I was pretty intimidated. But, that wasn't what was so bad about it. What sucked was that I didn't have Dreamweaver. Sure, I was using the program on the lab computer but that strategy wasn't very useful. It wasn't until I got the "bootleg" versions of CS3 and CS5 that I started learning since I was able to tinker away during long night hours.

It's as clear as a crystal ball. If I had to throw down for these computer programs I would be in some serious trouble, so I was mighty glad that I could down my Jack Sparrow pirate cap and grab a free copy, something I almost never do. Generally, I believe in making sure people get their money. When I was working six days a week I wouldn't hesitate to pay for something like this. Hell, I'd tip if I could -- take my dough -- but, desperate times, y'know.

Back to the bad news. Apparently, Apple, Microsoft, Adobe, Intel and ton of other companies are backing the "That Sucks for Multimedia Students" campaign. Its defense sounds pretty straight forward. They own the product. They want you to pay if you want to use it but, here's some great commentary against SOPA:

The internet has exploded because of these seemingly trivial freedoms—the freedom to mess around and create interesting stuff. Experimentation without fear of federal imprisonment leads to some pretty awesome stuff. Stuff that's then used with the very software and equipment these SOPA backers sell. So it's not just that they're supporting an awful censorship law—these BSA [Business Software Association] cronies are biting our hands that feed them [Giz].

In the remix age, the age of finding something in just a few clicks, it doesn't make a whole lot of sense to charge people for something they'll eventually pay for once their working because, y'know, now they're hooked on your product.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Moore's Law Makes Me Feel Good About Tomorrows Films

I read over 10 blogs per day on subjects ranging from technology, video games, education and film. The other day I went over to site Racialicious -- my new crack by the way -- and I made one of the top 10 discoveries of the year.

I'm a pretty legitimate scifi/fantasy fan. I don't geek out like some of my friends do. Though, I'm more partial to a good yarn about anything I'm really a big story fiend, and the sci-fi/fantasy genre has a way of taking small ideas and making them profoundly big and majestic.

But, over the years I have yearned to see some movies that have a little something different to say. Simply put, most good television or big budget movie is centered on a white cast, protagonist, world and/or mythology. I still enjoy watching them, sure, but it would be nice to see an Asian superhero, a black cyborg or a Mexican-female savior of a post-apocalyptic world. I'm messing around a bit, but the point I'm trying to make is the country -- let alone the world -- is filed with people who are not white and male and I just want to watch movies about them from time to time.

With very small audiences interested in this sort of thing and historically big budgets and/or small distribution options getting these films done would be impossible. But, with the decreasing cost of film production equipment and easy distribution channels like Vimeo, Blip.tv and YouTube, apparently there's this new boom of cool web series that I have since become hooked on.

You can check the article with a, sort of, Top 10 list of cool web series here. I'm pretty excited about them, not just because they give me something to watch but also of the possibilities for a budding Multimedia graduate major.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Robot HR 3035 is Coming to Attack Your Cell Phone

I have two phones, a cell phone and a land line. I got the land line for the internet service and I have a cell phone. Guess which phone rings the most? Yep, the land line despite the fact that I never use it and none of my friends have that number. I couldn't even tell you what it is. So, why does that phone ring so much? I mean, who the HELL could be calling me numerous times per day? Robot callers. Those damn robots callers! And, if the Mobile Information Call Act of 2011 is passed by a Congress that loves corporate business, Robot HR 3035 will find you where ever you go.

Robot callers are basically phone calls from God-knows-which company to sell you something, or they could be from a bill collectors or something. We've all experienced them and we hate it. We hate it when someone, whether it's a robot or a real person, calls a number that we did not knowingly give them and tries to sell us shit, bug us or otherwise wastes our precious time.

Apparently, the cleverly worded Bill finds a way to get around the laws that currently restricts them from calling your cell phone. Prepare to be horrified!

First, since an automatic dialing system is illegal the bill redefines what that is. Their argument? They don't use automatic dialing systems anymore. Dialing is old technology (sneaky bastards). The new technology will allow them to 'target' specific callers. But, how in the name of star 69 can it be legal for them to target you, huh?

The second strategy from HR 3035 states that your phone number is your consent. Can you believe this load of crap? Consider how many times you sign up for something and you are required to give them a phone number. Well, if this bill passes it will be legal for them to call that number for any reason they want, for as frequent as they want and in any way they choose to (consider text messaging) because you gave up your phone number. As far as they're concerned, if you didn't want them to call you you wouldn't have left you phone number.

And, the last most witty strategy that Robot Bill HR 3035 is using to strip you of your cell phone privacy is they promise not to call you to deliberately sell you anything. That's good news, right? Wrong. What this means is the dogs we call bill collectors will have their leashes completely removed. As for everyone else they will most likely change the way they call you. For example, since your purchasing habits clearly show that you like shopping at the Gap they will call or text you from time to time to inform you that the latest V neck sweaters and matching art-less t shirts are available at your nearest store.


We love our smart phones. We love the many things we can do on them and more importantly, the way they are private extensions of our self. It hurts almost when we break a phone or someone steals it. The endless applications and customizable options of today's smart phones attaches us to them unlike the old rotary phones or pagers even.

A cell phone is your club house. An Android phone is someone's country club. An iPhone, your studio apartment. Today's phones are your haven of privacy. But, prepare people, for the HR 3035 Robot callers are coming!

All kidding aside, if you're just as pissed about this as me click here. It's a petition. Easy and quick to fill out.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Life is a Phone

In William Gibson's latest novel, Zero History, he has this great line where he talks about how the idle time that we spend on our cell phone in social settings have replaced cigarettes. Think about it. If a person is sitting outside waiting for someone to pick them up they might fire up their Android phone instead of a stick of Camel Lights. Trying to look cool at the bar by yourself? Pull out your iPhone and pretend like you're doing something.

This brief little description stuck with me mainly because I see myself doing it all the time. But, I bring it up here because it was exactly the type of thing I was thinking about when I read this post.

In a brief commentary on comedian Louis C.K.'s annoyances with smartphones, the writer has this fantastic line.

Nowadays when something interesting happens, people get so wrapped up in proving they were there, they neglect to experience the actual moment... Is a life that's distillable to a 3.5-inch retina display a life truly worth living?

It's such a simple but poignant statement. The quick answer, one would expect, is that life is certainly worth living with out the 3.5 inch display, however you can't deny that smartphones are creating a significant cultural shift in the way we experience life. They are far more than devices that we use to call other people. As a matter of fact, we probably spend more time using them then we do actually talking to someone.

Last Wednesday, during the Occupy Oakland March there were hundreds of people using their phones to aid their experience. Smartphone, in retrospect, seemed like an augmentation that people used to:
  • Capture the moment.
  • Share it with people who are there and not there.
  • Speak with people who are there and not there.
  • And, to ensure that they were able to maximize their experience using numerous phone features to help navigate through the march (accessing Mapquest, for example, or the BART schedule to plan the exodus back home).
All of this happened en masse and simultaneously creating a phalanx of augmented, connected and similar experiences. It sounds like a beautiful idea, and the march was a great experience, but in leau of C.K.'s comments, I wonder what we may have missed at that protest.

Further, I wonder what we miss in life as we attempt to squeeze everything into a 3.5 inch display. Are our senses (hear, smell, touch, taste and see) being gradually replaced by an augmented and arguably different set of senses (connectivity, capture, and a layered form of communication that involves text, video, pictures and to a lesser degree, voice)? If so, what does this mean for our future? Are we becoming better humans or less than human?

At the end of the clip of Louis C.K.'s rant he jokes that one day Jesus will show up and everyone will be caught up in experiencing it through their phones; taking pictures, texting, tweeting and posting to their friends or YouTube. They will be so caught up with their phones that the value of the experience of standing before Christ and listening to him without any tech support...will irritate the heck out of him.

Friday, November 4, 2011

How to Fight Useless Emails from your Parents

Have you ever received those really awful emails from your parents? You know the emails I'm talking about. Usually it's a fwd of a fwd that will somehow give you luck, money or both if you fwd it to someone else. Or, it's a clever quote that is either waaaay too long for the time you have or just cheesy as all HELL.

These emails are the digital equivalent of the those fluffy, white cards that you find in Walgreens with the odd looking Georgia Okeefe design on the front and/or a poem by a long dead and boring poet. Or, its from a poet that you actually like but feature some of their worst work. These emails are the digital equivalent of telling you grandmother how stressed out you are trying to understand the math portion of the GRE and she responds every time with, "you should go to church."

In the world of endless email inboxes that feature yet another thing you have to do or someone's attempt at covering their ass by saying, "hey didn't you get my email," these contributions from your parents are like the Anarchists that hit Whole Foods on Wednesday: I know they're trying to help but stop, man. Stop.

Mat Honan has a great op-ed on the email side of our parents amusing transition into the 21st century with tips on how to handle it that include:
  • Setting clear guidelines.
  • Teaching them email etiquette.
  • And, I would add labeling them as SPAM but that is me.
Honan gives more detailed advice. It's a nice perspective to have and reminds me of not only my own ignorance to some of the computer programs I'm getting use to but also my desire to learn more, to stay curious and excited about new tech.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

The Blogaboutech Mixtape, v. 2

So since I can't focus on a clear topic to write about, once again, I'll share some of my thoughts on today's more interesting tech news in The Blogabout-ech Mixtape.

Locks that "Talk"

This is the coolest device that I've ever seen. Did you know that you can buy home locks that you can open and close remotely? I know the guy who owns a co-op work space called Citizen Space in San Francisco. I saw this dude open and close his front door locks with his iPhone 4. I geek out over those things, but considering that I was in the company of a grown ass man I had to try really hard to evoke the same sense of boredom I did in 2000 when I was hanging out on a topless beach in Sydney, Australia. Yeah, well this is how we roll....where I come from.

But, that wasn't the coolest part of the Kwikset locks. Do you have a problem with stalkers? Do you live in East Oakland? Did you forget how many ex girlfriends you've given a copy of your key? Have you watched Silence of the Lambs far too many times? If so, you're going to love this nifty other feature. You can program the locks to email you when they unlock whether they have access or not. Now, that is cool.

YouTube's $100 Million Star Power

This is happening on the under somewhat, but YouTube (which is actually Google) is paying close to 100 million buckaroonies to clients such as Shaq, Ashton Kutcher and The Onion to come up with original programming on their site.

This means two things:

One, with similar developments going on with Hulu Plus and Netflix and the rise of these really cool Internet Televisions (I. Want. One.) cable is going to be terribly obsolete in the next few years. Two, the Onion produced buddy cop television show starrting Kutcher and Shaquille O'Neal will be the 2012 Armageddon that the Mayans warned us about.

Fashion of the Future?

You bet it is. Those green, brown and/or beige fatigues are so last year. Camo firm, HyperStealth has designed a new type of camouflauge (seen here) that is sitting on the precipice of blowing the f*** up. Apparently, computer simulations have shown that this pattern works for both indoor and outdoor environments.

This is the unconventional pattern in field trials... The perceived depth within the pattern throws off the ambient and focal vision from noticing the target.

Now, that is what they're telling global military's and private security firms like Blackwater and such. But, they have an entirely different division that is currently pitching it to the likes of the Gap and Urban Outfitters. Here's what they had to say.
Shirts adorned with this pattern are great for urban hipster clubs and also the modern day gang-banger's who must blend in with their backgrounds since high gas prices have all but erased the once famous drive by's. Once these shirts hit stores we expect the new name to be Pop. Stop and Freeze.
The rumor is that we'll see these clothes on store racks as soon as Spring 2012. Start saving... or, running.

Look Ma, I'm Comfortable w/ HTML Code

At least once a week I click over to Gizmodo to read the latest in tech news. Honestly, most days I understand perhaps half of what gets posted on that site but I read through because I figure I'll pick up on some things.

Yesterday they had an article on the site that would generally fly high over my head. Apparently, Gizmodo mistakenly displayed website Reddits HTML code when they were reporting that the Pentagon's underwater drones were being cyber attacked.

Usually, this bit of news and the joke that follows would be like reading Hebrew but as I was staring at the HyperText Manuscript Code for Reddit's website I started to ask myself: "That's an open and closed div. Why isn't there anything in the middle of that?"

It was a simple thought about a simple article but it got me thinking about their code and it made me realize that I am starting to warm up to it... a little, at least.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Gamer Stuff: Nerd is a Matter of Perspective

“Obviously, it’s a lot different now, because games have become so mainstream. But back in the ‘80s, games were perceived as more of a nerdy thing."

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"I don’t think so, though. I guess in the nerd world, it was considered that. But there’s a lot of mistakes [people make] with hip-hop. People watch us and they might pick up the low-riding and all that, but they miss the humor. We’re still kids; we’re just like y’all. We still f— around; we still do pranks – all that same stuff is a part of our make-up. So, we don’t really look at it as nerdy, we look at is as something to do. Go into a crack house, and they might have a video game! There’s nothing I’ve found that really burns time like video games. I’ve always said that if you put games in the prison system, cats would get out of jail and be like, “Hold up, I gotta go finish this level.” [Laughs] So, I’m here to say that it’s an absolute misconception that gaming is nerdy. I’ve been in some dangerous *** spots and there’s been a console there.”
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That's an excerpt from an interview between Ice T and Gameinformer interviewer, Matt Helgeson, that released earlier this year. According to Helgeson, video games were something nerdy people did in the 1980′s. But, Ice T is someone who grew up around a different group of people, like myself. Call ‘em what you want: thugs, pimps, players, hustlers, dealers or just hood folk. They were people to us. Some of them were family. And yes, they played video games but you wouldn’t dare call them nerds.

You knew better than to call someone a nerd for sitting on their laminated couch playing Frogger or Pitfall. Outside of the living room these people had reputations and that is what we call social capital. Being labeled a nerd would have been grounds for conflict. People had reputations to keep and social capital to protect.

But there was another reason. Living in low income communities, for many, is a life of disempowerment, shame, and stress. Each day presents a challenge that you can’t quite win. A person may have found some money to pay the bills this month but how are they going to pay them next month? They managed to avoid the corner boys today but what about tomorrow? They smiled through their bosses diatribes this week but how long can they keep it up?

Like life, video games can be challenging, but the cost of failure is one reset away. Through multiple play-throughs, a person starts learning patterns. They begin creating strategies for success. What was once hard becomes manageable. Over time they win. They save the world. Rescue the princess. Defuse the bomb. Find the treasure. They feel empowered. They escape from their problems.

I remember, a friend of the family had a Nintendo. He lived in the old projects by Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco. I remember walking up urine scented stair cases to get to his second floor unit. The hallway smelt like burnt toast. It was dim because people kept knocking out the light bulbs. The maintenance man was always slow to get them fixed. You could hear people arguing through the walls to a loved one, maybe someone on the phone. I hated going to the projects. But, I loved playing Duck Hunt and Super Mario Brothers. Calling someone a nerd because they like playing games was just – inappropriate.

I think, the people Ice T grew up around understood this. We discovered, in the 1980′s, what Jane McGonial describes in her book, Reality is Broken). “[I]n today’s society, computer and video games are fulfilling genuine human needs that the real world is currently unable to satisfy.”

For some folks this is too true.

Gamer Stuff: Feel the Love, Joystick Jocks!


Well, this is kinda cool. I just stumbled onto an article that my boy Alejandro Quan-Madrid for Bitmob a ways back. I'm late but the news is no less intersting. Apparently, The Grammy’s are officially recognizing “Visual Media” in four categories – Best Compilation, Best Score, Best Song, and a confusing category called The Music for Visual Media.

This is pretty timely considering that Christopher Tin won the first ever Grammy for a theme song to a video game ("Baba Yet" for Civilization) last year. With the attention that games have been getting on late night talk shows like Jimmy Fallon and the ubiquitous marketing campaigns for triple A titles, it looks like niche is going nice.

Although, Madrid generally believes this is a good thing, he wonders if this is simply an attempt to give Hollywood film composers who have composed video game scores – like Hans Zimmer, Bear McCreary, or Clint Mansel – an extra category to win in. Implicit in his article, is the million dollar head-scratcher: does a smaller, less orchestral score like Baiyon’s work in PixelJunk Eden have a chance against, say, Harry Gregson-Williams’ score of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriot?

It’s a good article that has a few links to related articles from The Independent and Industry Gamers. If you’re a gamer with a conscious, give it a read.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Ronald Reagan, Stick Figures and Adobe Photoshop




In elementary school the only thing about politics that you're required to know is the name of the President of the United States. When I was in the third grade, the person in the oval office was Ronald Reagan, a man who was a famous radio, film and television actor. I mean, like, Kevin Bacon famous! I remember that being a big deal when I was young . It didn't mean anything to me, however. To me he was just the President.

I had a group of friends that I used to hang with then. They lived near me and every time we hooked up my buddies and I had this ritual. We would ask our parents for a few bucks and go to the store to buy junk food, of course, but also small notepads. We'd take a pile of candy, chips and sodas and hike back to my crib. Next, we scoured the house for pencils, pens, crayons and markers. High off of caffeine and sugar we sat in a circle and drew pictures in our newly bought little notebooks.

I was the big idea guy so I would come up with the story. Another buddy of mine was the artist so he drew the characters and whoever was left threw in some coloring. We passed the notebook around and took turns scribbling in it, drawing dragons and stick figure warriors. Ghosts. Vampires. Zombies. Whatever, our sick and deviant little minds could come up with.

Once the pencils dulled and the candy supply ran out the picture show would start. Hunched together we belched like Vikings while one of us flipped the little notebook of our animation production. It was easy, simple and fun. We taught ourselves how to do it. We made our little cartoons for shits and giggles.

I thought about this Wednesday while I sat in front of my television monitor trying to figure out how to recreate those kid movies using Adobe Photoshop. The instructor explained to us how she made the animation of a pooping dog just as easy as my explanation above. While the explanation sounded simple enough (Remember, I had done this before) the process was totally different.

Ok, Damon click this.
Now, drag that into here.
No, click this first.
Draw this line.
Wait, why does the line look like that?
I need a marker. Where is the marker?
No, that's a Brush Tool.
And, that is a Line Tool.
What the fu..?
What I would give for a real marker, for God's sake.

In the end, I settled for a very simple animation project...a boulder rolling down a hill. I'm still learning. After, I took a tour of the room and looked at the other students' animation projects. I was amazed at what these younger blokes managed to put together in such a brief time. A breaking cup. A comic-like family portrait. A giant head with crazy stuff shooting out of its mouth.

The experience of struggling through a computer program that replicates what I did as a third grader and watching the ease at which the other students tinkered around with their animations was fascinating. A complete "flip of the script" in less than twenty-years.

Like Ronald Reagan's Kevin Bacon-like stature that I could care less about, I wonder if my classmates feel the same way about #2 pencils, Bic pens, and tiny notepads. How would they feel about stick figure super men and dragons that coughed up wax textured red crayon for fire?


Friday, October 14, 2011

What the HELL is a Magazine? No, really...



This won't really surprise anyone, but it is amazing to watch. There's a Youtube video making its rounds that show a 1 year old's bewilderment over a magazine that doesn't seem to function like an iPad. In the video the child comically acts as if the magazine is broken because it doesn't respond when she touches it. Written in the description is this great line: "For my 1 year old daughter a magazine is an iPad that does not work."

Again, this shouldn't surprise anyone. Even in my Art classes there isn't too many books for us to purchase. Most of our readings are Wikipedia posts and Youtube videos. But, it is amazing to see this. It points to the creation of a new literacy. To prepare for undergrad I had to "learn" how to read properly. I had to learn how to take notes, highlight passages, speed read when necessary, etc.

It's a really cool, bizarre and scary thought to consider what this will look like in twenty years. What skills will be necessary for this 1 year old's generation? They'll need to understand user interfaces and operating systems. Perhaps, it'll be important for them to know which are the best and most convenient applications to use for a given task, similar to the way a carpenter needs to know which are the best tools to use to build a dog house vs. some new kitchen cabinets.

On another note, keep a look out for more videos of the 1 year old as she touches a television screen, her fathers head and the iron while trying to understand why the world is just so 1982.

Friday, October 7, 2011

A Moment of Irony


Wednesday's class was a bit strange.

When Steve Jobs passed away I was in Web Design class. A dude to the left of me announced it to everyone in my corner of the class. The news was 7 minutes old so the world had just found out.

I was shocked for a second. We shared a few words about it, the dude and I. We knew that Jobs had been sick for many years. We knew he resigned from his position at Apple. I didn't think for a minute he was going to pass away. Yeah, we shared a few words but then we went back to work. I directed my attention back to Dreamweaver and prepared to show off my Mood Board to the class instructor.

But, then something weird set in. It was when I was trying to figure out how to use the mouse. I wanted to split the screens like I always do with my MacBook Pro, but I didn't know how and it frustrated the crap out of me. I looked around the room to, perhaps, steal a peak at how someone else did it. A flick of the wrist? Those awkward side buttons? And, that's when it hit me.

I was sitting in a room full of iMac computers. People were doodling on their iPhones. A couple of people were using MacBook's. My iPod was sitting in my breast pocket paused on a Janelle Monae track. The whole room was filled with Apple products and I had just found out that the guy who invented them, these life altering devices, had just passed away.

Getting "back to work" just didn't feel cool anymore, so I stopped and smiled. It was awkward. I had no idea why until I read this earlier today:

The world has lost a visionary. And there may be no greater tribute to Steve's success than the fact that much of the world learned of his passing on a device he invented.
- Barack Obama
That kind of moment is something that will happen once maybe twice in a person's lifetime? I was experiencing history. I was living irony. I smiled to soak it all in.


Well this is interesting, timely even. If you're a New York Times reader you might have a serious bee in your bonnet over how much information there is on their web page. Seriously, check it out here. In a moment that feels similar to the "Bag on a Website Hour" in Web Design class (So. Fun!), I have to say that the NYT is killing me softly with their site.

I mean, it's the Times so they have great content and fantastic articles. I get it. But, there are entirely too many links in their design and its all in these tiny Times and Calibiri fonts. I'm not even sure where the fold ends on that behemoth of a site. Perhaps, you just want to go to good 'ol NYT, find an article and read it. Makes sense to me. Well, it also makes sense to developer, Michael Donohoe who just made an app called Ochs which is exclusive -- and $free.99 -- for Google Chrome.

The Ochs app increases the type, cleans up the clutter adding more white space, and my personal favorite: it limits NYT's proclivity towards multiple page articles that you have to click over and over and over. It's available now over at the Chrome Web Store.

Friday, September 30, 2011

The Blogaboutech Mixtape



So since I can't focus on a clear topic to write about in my second post I'll share some of my thoughts on today's more interesting tech news.

Is Digital Money the New Way to Buy Drugs

Joe Brown of Gizmodo asked that question yesterday. Apparently, he knows a guy that bought some weed with a square account. According to Brown:

"As long as you don't put some idiotic note on your account like "drugs," virtual currency would be a really easy way for drug dealers to take one very dangerous aspect of trafficking out of the equation—as long as they took some precautions."

This got me to thinking...not about drugs, mind you, but what if the homeless used this kind of payment method? Imagine if, instead of using the Street Smart newspapers to get a buck from people, you passed out cards with your account and people could transfer money to it and the same seamless way that one can use PayPal to buy Farmville items?

Yeah, laugh now! You'll see.

More People to be Put out of Work in These Troubling Times

Software engineer, Ricky Robinett has just launched a brand new site that is certain to put an alarming number of single women out of work. It's called Fakegirlfriend.com. Popular amongst both single and married men, Robinett's site allows men to have strategic and timely text messages sent to their phone with out having to court anyone for it.

Need to look good in front of the homies? Have a meeting that you desperately want to get out of? Getting these done is as easy as a few taps on your iPhone. As a matter of fact, Fakegirlfriend.com, which you can also program to call you, joins a series of other new sites that collectively make it much easier for male commitment-phobes to continue through life in relative comfort.

So, what about the girls? Are they going to get a similar service? If this isn't funny enough, when asked about the possibility of a Fakeboyfriend.com, Rickett wasn't sure. Apparently, the domain name is taken.

Introducing the Kindle Fire

Priced at $199.00, Amazon announced the brand new Kindle Fire this week. The tech world went ablaze after Wednesday's press conference in New York. With many analysts believing that the new tablet will bite into a tremendous chunk of Apples market share, reporters asked them to comment. The makers of the newly announced iPad 2 had this to say: "Um, yeah. We have more money than the American government."And, yes they did provide that link.

Chrome is the New Silver



Google Chrome is poised to pass up Firefox
as the second most used web browser by December making me incredibly ashamed of myself. Y'see, I use Safari. No one informed me when I bought my Macbook Pro a year ago that browsers had become as trendy as phones which are now like shoes.

The teasing that I get for using the default Macbook browser reminds me of the elevated noses I experienced from the Pro Wing and Stadia shoes I use to wear to middle school. At the time, I never cared about looking cool or fashionable. I just wanted a nice pair of shoes to get me through the day. Of course, after all of the snide playground heckles, I had to upgrade to Reeboks. Well, those aren't that much of an upgrade but you get the point, right?

It's bad enough that I'm starting to get self conscious about my Samsung Instinct. Sure, it isn't as cool as the iPhone or the Android. OK, It isn't even close, but, hey it get's the job done. And, that is how I feel about my clunky little Safari. Sure, it drops on me often and occasionally I can't watch any videos on it. So, what! Safari is like that old shirt we all have. Or, maybe it's a pair of pants. Sure, it isn't your best looking article of clothing. It isn't going to win you any cool points when you're wearing. But, dammit when you have important things to do you need to feel comfortable. You need easily accessible pockets. You need to NOT be thinking about your weight. You need to feel like you're wearing a part of yourself.

That, is my Safari. It is my old B.U.M. sports bag that I take with me to vacations in Mexico. Providence. Atlanta. It is the ripped up boxers from Hanes that I like to wear on warm days because they're far more comfortable than the brand new pair I bought from Banana Republic. Safari is my ripped up sweat shirt or my dingy old baseball cap.

So, screw you browser snobs.

I like Safari.